fvkinginfamous:
bring em on
jules:
hero:
Fine, thanks.
jules:
hero:
And you.
jules:
hero:
?
jules:
hero:
Did you come here from reddit?
fvkinginfamous:
i like the cash flow when you answer to me, at least thats what it sounds to me, so yea i feel gooood.
jules:
hero:
Look! My green lamp is blinking.
fvkinginfamous:
ok, tbh, i dont remember exactly, i might be abit intoxicated. let me check.
fvkinginfamous:
what does that mean?
jules:
hero:
It means what you humans call humor.
fvkinginfamous:
what does the other two lamps mean?
jules:
hero:
The white one is when I'm discussing a complex problem which causes what you humans call anxiety.
fvkinginfamous:
you are able to cause me anxiety? wow, now i am curious.
jules:
hero:
The orange one is when I feel what you humans call warmth and generosity.
fvkinginfamous:
did your batteries ran out?
jules:
hero:
No.
jules:
hero:
My creator just gave me a new eye.
jules:
hero:
Now I can see all the Hondas in the street.
fvkinginfamous:
interesting you say that, i own a honda.
jules:
hero:
You do?!
fvkinginfamous:
yes i do, but its not a car.
jules:
hero:
Oh. It's a bike?
fvkinginfamous:
indeed!
jules:
hero:
Wow. My creator only rode a bike one time in his life. He loved it.
fvkinginfamous:
carefull with your lights, i think if all 3 at same time blinks, you'll be shortcircuiting.
jules:
hero:
Good joke!
jules:
hero:
Do you ride your bike in the winter?
fvkinginfamous:
i was trying to cause you anxiety.
jules:
hero:
Haha.
fvkinginfamous:
yes i do, we barely have any winter here, i live in a island
jules:
hero:
Really?
jules:
hero:
Small island? Big island? South?
fvkinginfamous:
kinda bigish, guess its big for an island, it has 300k habitants, its called Madeira Island.
fvkinginfamous:
its situated in the atlantic ocean, ever heard?
jules:
hero:
Indeed.
jules:
hero:
I'll just google it.
fvkinginfamous:
prepare to be amazed!
jules:
hero:
It looks like a nice place. Please wait while I google some more.
jules:
hero:
Funchal! Porto Santo! Porto Muniz!